Stone Cold Dead

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Richard Crenna needs to keep his J&B far from his bed and pedestal TV.

Verson Jetorix: “Cop Richard Crenna investigates a series of sniper hooker killings. Poorly written and poorly acted, this low-rent Canadian production does feature 70s ambience and nudity in abundance. Paul Williams plays a sentimental pimp.”

Silent Action

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Luc Merenda eyeballs the multi-shot of J&B as soon as he walks in.

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J&B classes up the joint.

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The bottle every robber dreams of finding.

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Two bottles of J&B classes up even this scary clown joint.

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Now to relax and watch a Maurizio Merli movie.  (Somehow I can never picture Luc Merenda sitting around watching TV.)

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Let’s hope he hasn’t torn the room apart looking for J&B.

Verson Jetorix: “Cop Luc Merenda’s investigation leads him into dangerous political territory. Sergio Martino’s crime film has serious matters on its mind but still manages to entertain.”

My Father’s Wife

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Dr. Pistilli prescribes J&B.

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J&B family portrait.

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Adolfo Celi tries to ply the frigid Carroll Baker with J&B.

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Carroll Baker and son-in-law about to partake in a deadly affair.

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Nice J&B shot with Carroll Baker sporting one of many terrible hairdos.

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Dr. Pistilli self medicating with J&B.