Stone Cold Dead

jnb Stone Cold Dead

Richard Crenna needs to keep his J&B far from his bed and pedestal TV.

Verson Jetorix: “Cop Richard Crenna investigates a series of sniper hooker killings. Poorly written and poorly acted, this low-rent Canadian production does feature 70s ambience and nudity in abundance. Paul Williams plays a sentimental pimp.”

Emergency Squad

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Tomas Milian takes his hat off a J&B bottle before a minute into the movie!

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J&B during the opening credits.

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A hippy whore and J&B.

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They shoulda packed the J&B with the loot.

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J&B bottles, ashtray and pitcher. What, no J&B cum towel holder?

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Milian with a rather harmless looking sap. The J&B bottle would be more persuasive.

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Criminals, hostages and J&B.

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The criminal mastermind “Cranium” and J&B. Hostage on the right.

Verson Jetorix: “Cop Tomas Milian tracks down his wife’s killer, Gastone Moschin. Standard post-heist crime thriller that benefits from a low-key Milian and the always interesting Moschin.”

Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh

JnB Strange Vice of Mrs Ward 1

As good as this looks, there’s actually another bottle of J&B on the floor. Kid you not.

JnB Strange Vice of Mrs Ward 2

And pick up another bottle of J&B, Edwige is coming over.

Verson Jetorix: “There’s something lovable about Sergio Martino’s first giallo. It’s so obvious but it hits all the right notes; music, ambience, technical achievement, star power. It’s definitely one of the top genre entries.”