Tag: Stelvio Massi

La Banda Del Trucido

It’s a five bottle movie.

Don’t worry, there is probably a B on that bottle.

We told you so.

They really pulled out all the J&B stops for this movie, including the price.

Fans of Italian crime flicks will appreciate this.

Verson Jetorix “AKA The Rascal’s Gang, Dirty Gang, Destruction Force. No matter what you call it, Stelvio Massi’s half-hearted, half-breed cop thriller was not worth the time to watch – in my opinion. Luc Merenda’s commissioner seems tired and uninvolved. On the other hand, Tomas Milian, who wrote his own scenes, could be in a different, annoying movie altogether, and I wish he had been. Its good points are a familiar cast and a plethora of J&B bottles.”

Fatal Charm

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Fancy J&B makes Maurizio Merli scowl.

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Table bottles of J&B and pretty bartenders make Merli smile.

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However, sleazy whores who drink Merli’s bedside J&B make Merli just plain mad.

Verson Jetorix: “Finally a decent presentation of this Maurizio Merli/Joan Collins giallo. This is a film that grows on one. This time I was impressed with the Vienna locations and Merli’s talent for light comedy. The soundtrack is Pink Floyd-inspired.”

Emergency Squad

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Tomas Milian takes his hat off a J&B bottle before a minute into the movie!

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J&B during the opening credits.

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A hippy whore and J&B.

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They shoulda packed the J&B with the loot.

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J&B bottles, ashtray and pitcher. What, no J&B cum towel holder?

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Milian with a rather harmless looking sap. The J&B bottle would be more persuasive.

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Criminals, hostages and J&B.

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The criminal mastermind “Cranium” and J&B. Hostage on the right.

Verson Jetorix: “Cop Tomas Milian tracks down his wife’s killer, Gastone Moschin. Standard post-heist crime thriller that benefits from a low-key Milian and the always interesting Moschin.”