Live Like A Cop, Die Like A Man

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Marc Porel getting a little jumpy because he hasn’t killed anyone in a few hours.

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Tits and J&B.

Verson Jetorix: “Deodato’s take on the cop thriller genre is as subversive as his most famous films. The violence is cranked up to 11 and the homo-erotic undertones of the buddy cop relationship are unmistakable. These guys are simply killers with badges who don’t wait for actual crimes before blowing away the bad guys. Hilarious.”

Big Guns aka Tony Arzenta

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Health club J&B. And the backhanding of a hooligan.

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Tony Arzenta awaits some revenging with the indispensable Domenico and J&B.

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Maybe if they had sipped some J&B, the death warrant these mob bosses signed wouldn’t have been their own.

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Sandra eagerly awaits her J&B.

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J&B eases the pain after being shot.

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Guns and J&B. It’s actually the automatic he’s really happy about, not the Scotch.

Verson Jetorix: “Awesome Alain Delon revenge flick. Grade A French crime.”

Don’t Torture A Duckling

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Underage J&B.

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End table J&B helps Italian TV go down easier.

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Arty J&B in the wave tank thingamajig.

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Barbara Bouchet knows J&B always makes interrogation easier.

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Tomas Milian and Barbara Bouchet and J&B.

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Barbara Bouchet always drinks J&B when she’s not trying to seduce little boys.

Verson Jetorix: “Don’t torture me with more Fulci movies. I have a thing for Florinda Bolkan and she was treated rather cruelly here.”