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Luc Merenda eyeballs the multi-shot of J&B as soon as he walks in.

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J&B classes up the joint.

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The bottle every robber dreams of finding.

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Two bottles of J&B classes up even this scary clown joint.

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Now to relax and watch a Maurizio Merli movie.  (Somehow I can never picture Luc Merenda sitting around watching TV.)

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Let’s hope he hasn’t torn the room apart looking for J&B.

Verson Jetorix: “Cop Luc Merenda’s investigation leads him into dangerous political territory. Sergio Martino’s crime film has serious matters on its mind but still manages to entertain.”

The Violent Professionals

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Luc Merenda with a bedside J&B.

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The judge, the whore and the bedside J&B.

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Some J&B before Luc Merenda goes revenjin!

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Richard “One-Bone” Conte orders the usual.

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Triple shot of J&B and a cute whore to go along with it.

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Luc Merenda ordering milk!

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Luc Merenda with J&B in hand before some more killing.

Verson Jetorix: “A dark horse in the Italo-crime stakes, this baby came through with flying (in slow motion) colors. Right up there with the best Maurizio Merli or Franco Nero action thrillers.”

Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only I Have The Key

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Anita Strindberg and Luigi Pistilli and some bedside J&B.

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With as much J&B they have around the house, some is bound to hit the floor.

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Luigi Pistilli and J&B in a high ball glass – by day.

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Luigi Pistilli and J&B – by night.

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The J&B delivery man! No wonder they have bottles in every room.

Verson Jetorix: “If you fast forward thru the stupid hippie song and the stupid dirt bike racing (both sequences probably total less than 10 minutes of screen time) what you have left is a primo Poe/giallo hybrid dripping with an atmosphere of morbid decadence well worth your time.”

Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh

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As good as this looks, there’s actually another bottle of J&B on the floor. Kid you not.

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And pick up another bottle of J&B, Edwige is coming over.

Verson Jetorix: “A classic Italian giallo with the famous pair of Edwige Fenech and George Hilton. Well worth seeking out.  Ivan Rassimov is in this too and it features shall we say, adult relationships and a twisty plot.”

Case of the Scorpion’s Tail

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Imagine this scene with a CD player…

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George Hilton realizing it’s J&B time.

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A psycho killer distracts Alberto de Mendoza and Janine Reynaud from the J&B.

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I love coming home to this.

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George Hilton getting Anita Strindberg J&B in a highball glass.

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Imagine this scene with an HDTV…

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A classic J&B ad.