Final Curtain

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Always remove remove your shoes before approaching a bedside J&B.

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This bottle stays in frame for nearly a full minute.

Verson Jetorix: “Dreamy, unconvincing giallo with Anne Heywood’s amnesia victim stalked by her husband’s killer (Telly Savalas). Pretty good score but the film lacks focus and suspense. But it has J&B.”

Fifth Cord

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The great Franco Nero keeps his eye on the road while tilting back some J&B.

Verson Jetorix: “Beautifully photographed giallo with the great Franco Nero as a drunken journalist investigating a series of murders amongst people he knows.  Gorgeous Silvia Monti is Franco’s ex.  Ira von Furstenberg pulls a Kinski but gives it up.  With Wolfgang “Dr. Mabuse” Preiss, and babes Agostina Belli and Pamela Tiffin.  A clear winner, this made my top 100.”

Eye In The Labyrinth

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Elisa Mainardi and Rosemary Dexter ignore a bottle of J&B.

Verson Jetorix: “Rosemary Dexter searches for a missing friend, Horst Frank, in exotic Italian locations encountering Alida Valli, Adolfo Celi, Franco Ressel, and J&B. Mario Caiano’s fever dream giallo is interesting and amusing enough to remain in rotation.”

Don’t Torture A Duckling

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Underage J&B.

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End table J&B helps Italian TV go down easier.

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Arty J&B in the wave tank thingamajig.

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Barbara Bouchet knows J&B always makes interrogation easier.

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Tomas Milian and Barbara Bouchet and J&B.

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Barbara Bouchet always drinks J&B when she’s not trying to seduce little boys.

Verson Jetorix: “Don’t torture me with more Fulci movies. I have a thing for Florinda Bolkan and she was treated rather cruelly here.”

The Dead Are Alive

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Pre-probe J&B.

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“Look, we need a new probe, and we need it now.”

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Alex Cord keeps a pint of J&B on file.

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Daniela Surina knows she’d better not block Alex from that bottle in the background.

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Three bottles of J&B. We only drank two bottles while watching the movie.

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Etruscologists are known for drinking and driving.

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J&B often causes overacting.

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Slimy blackmailing insect torturing caretaker J&B.

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Alex Cord roughs up a bottle of J&B, a poor substitute for Samantha Eggar in our opinion.

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We’re betting Alex brought his own bottle when he stopped by.

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Horst Frank on the left with J&B in hand.

Verson Jetorix: “In the summer of ’72 I sneaked out of the house and rode my bike down to the Big Sky Drive-In in west Phoenix.  I climbed the fence and sat in the seats near the snack bar with a cold Coke for company.  What I saw was not a particularly good film but it was disturbingly bloody and violent to this 13 year-old.  Decades later the film hasn’t improved but it has its moments and a lot of J&B.”