Don’t Torture A Duckling

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Underage J&B.

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End table J&B helps Italian TV go down easier.

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Arty J&B in the wave tank thingamajig.

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Barbara Bouchet knows J&B always makes interrogation easier.

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Tomas Milian and Barbara Bouchet and J&B.

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Barbara Bouchet always drinks J&B when she’s not trying to seduce little boys.

Verson Jetorix: “Don’t torture me with more Fulci movies. I have a thing for Florinda Bolkan and she was treated rather cruelly here.”

The Dead Are Alive

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Pre-probe J&B.

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“Look, we need a new probe, and we need it now.”

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Alex Cord keeps a pint of J&B on file.

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Daniela Surina knows she’d better not block Alex from that bottle in the background.

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Three bottles of J&B. We only drank two bottles while watching the movie.

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Etruscologists are known for drinking and driving.

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J&B often causes overacting.

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Slimy blackmailing insect torturing caretaker J&B.

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Alex Cord roughs up a bottle of J&B, a poor substitute for Samantha Eggar in our opinion.

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We’re betting Alex brought his own bottle when he stopped by.

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Horst Frank on the left with J&B in hand.

Verson Jetorix: “In the summer of ’72 I sneaked out of the house and rode my bike down to the Big Sky Drive-In in west Phoenix.  I climbed the fence and sat in the seats near the snack bar with a cold Coke for company.  What I saw was not a particularly good film but it was disturbingly bloody and violent to this 13 year-old.  Decades later the film hasn’t improved but it has its moments and a lot of J&B.”

Cross Current

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Philippe Leroy enjoys his J&B right from the bottle, naturally.

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A haunting J&B image.

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A little morning after J&B.

Verson Jetorix: “Good Euro ambience flick with Philippe Leroy, Elga Andersen, Franco Ressel, Ivan Rassimov, and Rosanna Yanni, all of whom drink J&B and some of whom survive the nonsensical, twisty murder plot.”

Black Belly of the Tarantula

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The always cool Gaincarlo Giannini trying not to look at the J&B.

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J&B’s red and yellow label go well with the decor.

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Poolside J&B and Punt – My kind of health spa!!!!

Verson Jetorix: “Much here to be appreciated like nice cinematography, good tunes and sweet Euro-babes.”