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Highway to Hell

There is no J&B in Hell. Just a reminder.

Verson Jetorix: “Chad Lowe and his girlfriend Kristy Swanson are eloping to Vegas. They take an old road through the desert and unfortunately, as Chad nods at the wheel, they slip onto the highway to hell where a Hellcop abducts Kristy. Now Chad must outwit the Devil himself (Patrick Bergen) to get her back. This was much better and more fun than I expected. It is creative, quality production that hits more than it misses with it abundance of eye candy, monsters, and clever bits of business. This is definitely a horror movie, shot in the Arizona desert, but one with an 80s sense of colorful fun. Recommended.”

Agente X 1-7 operazione Oceano

A lonely bartender surveys all the bottles nobody requests while keeping the J&B handy.

Thanks Ricardo Trembles!

“Spy guy Lang Jeffries is assigned to guard a professor who has a new invention (doesn’t matter) while he’s visiting his daughter in Switzerland. No sooner does Lang arrive when he’s drugged and the professor is kidnapped by the bad guys. This is the slender thread upon which hangs a mediocre Eurospy movie. Lang Jeffries is a capable hero, generally, but here he’s not asked to do much, as opposed to the audience who is expected to get into the shabby goings on. If you do decide to take a chance on this, enjoy the tunes and stay until the non-ending. It’s a proverbial hoot.” – Verson Jetorix