Highway to Hell

There is no J&B in Hell. Just a reminder.

Verson Jetorix: “Chad Lowe and his girlfriend Kristy Swanson are eloping to Vegas. They take an old road through the desert and unfortunately, as Chad nods at the wheel, they slip onto the highway to hell where a Hellcop abducts Kristy. Now Chad must outwit the Devil himself (Patrick Bergen) to get her back. This was much better and more fun than I expected. It is creative, quality production that hits more than it misses with it abundance of eye candy, monsters, and clever bits of business. This is definitely a horror movie, shot in the Arizona desert, but one with an 80s sense of colorful fun. Recommended.”

Q: The Winged Serpent

Richard Roundtree holding back tears after seeing the longest mobile J&B ad in the universe.

Enhance 203 to 608: Forget quetzalcoatlus, we’re more afraid of New York’s finest sneaking up from behind.

Bonus Quote between Rex Reed and producer Samuel Z Arkoff at Cannes Film Festival.

Rex: “Sam, I just saw The Winged Serpent. What a surprise. All that dreck, and right in the middle of it, a great method performance by Michael Moriarty”.
Sam: “The dreck was my idea”.